- When was the last time you went 8 weeks without washing or brushing your hair?
- You actually sit still for your hair dresser. How easy do you think it would be to have your hair cut while chasing your behind in the mirror?
- Your hair dresser doesn’t carry you to and from the sink while you kick and scream.
- The likelihood of you peeing while your hair is being cut is pretty slim.
- Your stylist isn’t washing your rear end.
- You probably haven’t gone rolling around in the mud right before your hair appointment.
- You don’t have fleas, ticks or mites (At least we hope not!)
- Your hair dresser doesn’t shave in between your toes.
- Your stylist doesn’t need to hug you because you get too scared or nervous.
- You aren’t relentlessly trying to lick your stylist.